David the Robot
Alex - otakuman
Skylar – kretel
Joe – r3s3nt
Toby – dark bear shmee
This journal is my personal log of tracking a robot. This robot's name is David. This whole journal is based on true events, real people, and my own notes on David, the robot.
February. 14, 2002
Matt and I have discovered David is a robot. At a band performance we were bothering him and accusing him eats ejaculate. Then he says "My family doesn't eat, neither do I." This is incontestable proof he is a robot.
February. 15-28, 2002
Matt and I have been relentlessly accusing David to admit he is a robot. However, this has not proved useful unless we are
David The Robot
Alex=otakuman
Matt=lobsterboy
Winston=shmeesmind
This journal is my personal log of tracking a robot. This robot's name
is David. This whole journal is based on true events, real people, and
my own notes on David, the robot.
February. 14, 2002
Matt and I have discovered David is a robot. At a band performance we
were bothering him and accusing he eats ejaculate. Then he says "My
family doesn't eat, neither do I." This is incontestable proof he is
a robot.
February. 15-28, 2002
Matt and I have been relentlessly accusing David to admit he is a robot,
this has not proved useful unless we are trying to prove were
Prologue
– 178486 – Log Entry – Capt. Kata'an –
I was there the day the human race nearly became extinct. I was there the day that their home world, Earth I believe it was called, was destroyed. It is truly a sad sight to see a planet so completely decimated so easily. We tried to help, we truly did, but our forces were pushed aside as easily as the human's own had been. Only a few of their escape ships got away, not nearly enough to let them continue to fight the foe that had committed the atrocity upon them. The worst part was having to turn them away from our own home world for fear of the same wrath being visited upon us
Current Residence: Memphis Favourite genre of music: 70s Favourite style of art: depends on how good the work is Operating System: Windows XP home MP3 player of choice: Winamp Shell of choice: Kalak Amp Wallpaper of choice: If it has anything to do with cars, and it looks good... Favourite cartoon character: Shaggy Personal Quote: You can't make anything fool-proof because fools are so ingenius
Favourite Visual Artist
Monet
Favourite Movies
The Fifth Element
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Yes, Velvet Underground, Courtney Pine, Bob Dylan, Medeski Martin and Wood, The Doors, Phish
Well, I said I would be writing more. Well to celebrate my fourth year on DA I have decided that I'll revamp and release a "David is a Robot" V 2.0, and, as an added bonus at no extra charge, "David is a Robot 2"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111! V 2.0 will include updated names and insights, not to mention rewording. DiaR 2 however, will be a completely new robot story which will encompass the school years 02 - 03 and 03 - 04 in summary and the current school year in detail similar to that of the original story.
Well, I've gotten all my stuff planned out for this and that and I'm now ready to begin deviating again. One of the first things is to get my icon animated; this will be done by kretel. Then I'll be creating my "David is a Robot" series. I may also re-create/edit my original deviation "David is a Robot". Also, I may write a little.
Well, I think I'll make a new devation or two. It/They will be along the same lines as my political cartoons, but instead of politics, it's robots.